the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
id be glad to
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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