You work out of a Hotel?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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