He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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