Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
The air taste purple.
Randomize
