great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
