Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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