Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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