somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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