i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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