More tranny stories later!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Randomize
