I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
it hurts more in the daytime
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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