the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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