ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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