so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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