D3 body, D1 cock
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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