he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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