I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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