I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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