Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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