Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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