Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My vagina is very pro this idea
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