I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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