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i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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