do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I need to calm my uterus...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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