I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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