Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
