You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
time to smoke my breakfast
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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