I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
either way he was missing a nipple.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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