...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I believe in your delicious
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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