me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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