I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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