So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
