i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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