There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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