Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
When did angry sex become our thing?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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