you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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