bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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