Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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