Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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