So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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