I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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