your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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