Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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