porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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