I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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