you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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