i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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