i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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