pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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