im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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