i always forget guys have bellybuttons
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My vagina just recognized that song.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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