yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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