Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize
