The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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