fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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