The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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