Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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