i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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